fire exits are so dumb. if a building starts burning the fire isn’t going to just leave. fire doesn’t even know what exits are
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will
teen wolf season 1: oh this is a cute cheesy little teen drama.
teen wolf season 2: goddamn shit is starting to get serious.
teen wolf season 3: ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO CONTINUES TO WATCH FROM HERE
Reminder to self: After this week is over, you can blankly stare off into space for hours and hours and do absolutely nothing.